TDV Reports: ParadiseTV Weather Forecast
(Not Safe For Work!) The weather section from the Bathing Newscast at Paradise TV.
As you’ll see, the weather looks rough this time of year; winter storm warnings are in effect for most of Japan with gusts of wind exceeding 100 braziers per hour. Snow flurries causing problems with visibility will leave many dependant on nipply goosebumps for guidance.. And sudden swells along the coast warrant a rare winter typhoon warning with expected loss of morality..
Be careful out there; Japan has crazy weather patterns this time of year…
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